Personality Tests

Personality or psychological tests are a method used by some businesses to weed out bad workers and keep the good. It's bullshit, but stupid business leaders love bullshit. Bullshit is easier than doing things that work. 

Here is one of the latest fads, the Dewey Color System, which uses your preference for colors to supply an appropriate career path. They say it is the "world's most accurate test." What do you want to bet they have no "you are a loser" results to any combination of colors you pick?

This type of absurdity even seems to be endorsed by high profile places like

Folks, some people lose jobs because of this type of foolishness!

To see what it was like, I took the test, and selected a bunch of colors at random. It gave me positive results. Even stranger is that although I indicated I had a number of years in my present career that was greater than my age, and it didn't find anything wrong with that.

Here is what it said about me. Am I a super kind of guy or what?

My Test Results

Based on our experience with many different professionals, your color preferences indicate that the occupations below best suit your personality and interests. Note also that a listed profession, never before considered, may seem off. For example, if you love to type, data entry operator might be listed as well, even though you want to be a fiction writer.


You're a CREATOR

Key Words: Nonconforming, Impulsive, Expressive, Romantic, Intuitive, Sensitive, and Emotional

These original types place a high value on aesthetic qualities and have a great need for self-expression. They enjoy working independently, being creative, using their imagination, and constantly learning something new. Fields of interest are art, drama, music, and writing or places where they can express, assemble, or implement creative ideas.

Suggested careers are Advertising Executive, Architect, Web Designer, Creative Director, Public Relations, Fine or Commercial Artist, Interior Decorator, Lawyer, Librarian, Musician, Reporter, Art Teacher, Broadcaster, Technical Writer, English Teacher, Architect, Photographer, Medical Illustrator, Corporate Trainer, Author, Editor, Landscape Architect, Exhibit Builder, and Package Designer.

Consider workplaces where you can create and improve beauty and aesthetic qualities. Unstructured, flexible organizations that allow self-expression work best with your free-spirited nature.

Suggested Creator workplaces are advertising, public relations, and interior decorating firms; artistic studios, theaters and concert halls; institutions that teach crafts, universities, music, and dance schools. Other workplaces to consider are art institutes, museums, libraries, and galleries.



Key Words: Witty, Competitive, Sociable, Talkative, Ambitious, Argumentative, and Aggressive

These enterprising types sell, persuade, and lead others. Positions of leadership, power, and status are usually their ultimate goal. Persuasive people like to take financial and interpersonal risks and to participate in competitive activities. They enjoy working with others inside organizations to accomplish goals and achieve economic success.